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PAID General Anonymous 09/18/17(Mon)01:03:12 No.871402918 ▸

WE ARE SO PAID PermaAvoidingIndustryDuties clock in? no. contribute to society? no. stare at /biz/ until my eyes hurt? yes. PAID stays winning

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL IMAGE FOR PAID

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Anonymous 09/18/17(Mon)01:04:01 No.871402944 ▸

>PermaAvoidingIndustryDuties lmao who came up with this finally an ideology for people whose main skill is dodging gainful employment

Anonymous 09/18/17(Mon)01:05:26 No.871402977 ▸

>>871402918 WE ARE SO PAID boss emailed me asking where the spreadsheet is i closed outlook problem literally disappeared

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Anonymous 09/18/17(Mon)01:06:49 No.871403015 ▸

PAID bros when someone says career development

Anonymous 09/18/17(Mon)01:08:03 No.871403066 ▸

>wake up >open laptop >move mouse so teams turns green >open /biz/ >four hours pass Perma. Avoiding. Industry. Duties.

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Anonymous 09/18/17(Mon)01:09:44 No.871403109 ▸

>>871403066 this is not unemployment this is advanced labor avoidance

Anonymous 09/18/17(Mon)01:11:20 No.871403167 ▸

the PAID doctrine is simple 1. never volunteer for anything 2. if asked, you are currently looking into it 3. lunch is a protected religious ceremony 4. WE ARE SO PAID

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Anonymous 09/18/17(Mon)01:12:57 No.871403204 ▸

>manager schedules 8am standup anti PAID extremism

Anonymous 09/18/17(Mon)01:14:31 No.871403251 ▸

i have been perma avoiding industry duties since before you tourists gave it a name

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Anonymous 09/18/17(Mon)01:16:02 No.871403301 ▸

>>871403251 ancestral PAID holder

Anonymous 09/18/17(Mon)01:18:14 No.871403355 ▸

HR: where do you see yourself in five years me: still PAID hopefully

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Anonymous 09/18/17(Mon)01:20:11 No.871403611 ▸

all systems operational WE ARE SO PAID

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